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Tender Tennessee Christmas is a great Christmas song by Alabama. It tells of how the singer prefers a Christmas in Tennessee over a place where he actually has snow.
By the way Country music is not for inbreds so go fuck yourself bitch. Country is the future of the music industry and you will learn to respect it
Country Music Rules. Rap Sucks donkey balls. Tender Tennessee Christmas is a great song.
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Two gay guys with Hemorrhoids
By the way those guys are walking there, you can tell they have Tender Love!!!
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When you slap your cock onto a KFC double tender burger.
I was starving so I had a Triple Tender Burger for lunch.
An exclamation, usually said loudly after experiencing sudden pain or hearing particularly bad, unexpected news.
I lost how much in the stock market today? oH Fuck Me Tender! Are you kidding me?!
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When a man places his erect penis on a solid surface, typically a counter top, and his lover repeatedly slams their forhead on the engorged member until said member is flaccid. Also used to treat erections lasting more than four hours.
I popped a viagra and my dick was still hard four hours later, and thank the lord my tranny girlfriend knew of the memphis meat tenderizer, therefore avoiding a trip to the emergency room!
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A variation on the Dirty Sanchez Named after the late Elvis Presley wherein a Mustache is replaced with Side Burns.
Oh man, I was tagging this bitch doggy style last night and I stuck my finger in her as and gave her the old Love Me Tenders
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A cult full of mentally ill nerds who praise Chicken Tenders and also sometimes study. Occasionally.
Zach: "Hey can I join the Chicken Tenders Cult?"
Literally everyone: "Ew no virgins allowed."