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Kicking up your traditional musket ball activity (the act of taking a foreign object, placing it at the rim of the asshole and having a male take his shaft and ram it up the rectum) using a bulk sized bag of whole, fresh cranberries from your local Costco.
My grandma was furious when she found out my uncle Frank had taken her fresh cranberries and had been thanksgiving cranberry musket balling me in the back bedroom. She ended up having to use the canned cranberry sauce instead. I was farting cranberries out all through dinner.
One by one, he packed me full with a festive evening of thanksgiving cranberry musket balling. It really made me get into the holiday spirit early this year.
He pounded down an entire bag into my rectum last night doing a little thanksgiving cranberry musket balling. Let’s just say the next morning I gave some new meaning to the words Ocean Spay Cranberry Juice.
A sexual act in which a man eats a menstruating woman out (the cranberry sauce), while also inserting a turkey claw or leg into her ass (the turkey & gravy). He then ejaculates over the whole mess (the mashed potatoes). Sure to become a family tradition!
"I know you're already stuffed, but what would you say to a good ol' fashioned West Virginia Thanksgiving Dinner?"
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I went to wal mart. Wal mart is playing christmas music. It is November 10th. It's not even Thanksgiving yet, quit playing Christmas music.
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A quote that the red turkey from Free Birds said in which it got popular by Schaffrillas.
That’s right. We're going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu.
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The day where you sacrifice a turkey
Person 1: Hey Dude Happy Thanksgiving Day!
Person 2: Happy Turkey Sacrifice Day To You Too!
Person 1: What?
Person 2: Thanksgiving Day is basically the day where you sacrifice a turkey.
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1. Thanksgiving Day is a day to be thankful
2. You should eat Turkey on Thanksgiving
3. 123 Turkey time it is Thanksgiving Day
1. Thanksgiving is the day of the Turkey
2. Thanksgiving Day is the best I love it because you can play on Thanksgiving!
Where your entire family participates is Idaho potato masher to make the mashed potatoes.
Friend: What you doing From thanks giving?
Me: im from Idaho we are having an Idaho Thanksgiving, do you want in?