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Kicking up your traditional musket ball activity (the act of taking a foreign object, placing it at the rim of the asshole and having a male take his shaft and ram it up the rectum) using a bulk sized bag of whole, fresh cranberries from your local Costco.
My grandma was furious when she found out my uncle Frank had taken her fresh cranberries and had been thanksgiving cranberry musket balling me in the back bedroom. She ended up having to use the canned cranberry sauce instead. I was farting cranberries out all through dinner.
One by one, he packed me full with a festive evening of thanksgiving cranberry musket balling. It really made me get into the holiday spirit early this year.
He pounded down an entire bag into my rectum last night doing a little thanksgiving cranberry musket balling. Let’s just say the next morning I gave some new meaning to the words Ocean Spay Cranberry Juice.
A sexual act in which a man eats a menstruating woman out (the cranberry sauce), while also inserting a turkey claw or leg into her ass (the turkey & gravy). He then ejaculates over the whole mess (the mashed potatoes). Sure to become a family tradition!
"I know you're already stuffed, but what would you say to a good ol' fashioned West Virginia Thanksgiving Dinner?"
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I went to wal mart. Wal mart is playing christmas music. It is November 10th. It's not even Thanksgiving yet, quit playing Christmas music.
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A quote that the red turkey from Free Birds said in which it got popular by Schaffrillas.
That’s right. We're going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu.
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When another male fucks you in the butt using gravy as lube, and proceeds to cum in a bowl, mix the gravy, fecal matter, and semen together, and force feed it to you.
Man, that guy totally gave me the Thanksgiving Leftovers last night. It was so good.
When your farts smell like shit because of an incomplete dump and you blast out the remaining parts in the shitter so now everyone is giving thanks!
This morning I had Thanksgiving leftovers because I missed my poop window yesterday!
When food is left over from a meal and there is so much of it that you spend the rest of the week eating just that.
Mom made too much spaghetti , now we're going to be having thanksgiving left overs.