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An item for small business owners. It alerts you when black people enter your store so you can keep an eye on them.
Cletus: "Uh oh Samuel, the sphoogie button done went off"
Samuel: "Alright Cletus, keep your eyes out for 'em."
See Sal and Richard prank calls to the Tradio show from the Howard Stern show.
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the small pink hole of one's asshole
He stuck a finger in her "pucker button"
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The act of rapidly pressing/hitting controller button(s) or (a) keyboard to play the game. Often frowned upon due to it's possibility of damaging the controller/keyboard.
"My friend beat his record by button mashing the entire time."
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To give a handjob, sometimes used for blowjobs as well.
Button: verb, the process of giving a handjob or blowjob.
Mutton: noun, penis.
"I was at a party the other night and this girl just straight up pulled my mutton out and buttoned it. (Could be interpreted as either a handjob or a blowjob.)"
"Do you want to button my mutton?"
"Just button the mutton, alright?"
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(noun) the button on the side of a cell phone that silences the call, but does not hang up on the caller, allowing you to hate on them without them knowing.
(looking at cell phone): I'm going to have to give Joe the hater button. I can't handle him right now.
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The place where you umbilical cord used to plug in when you were a little fetus. That's how you got nutrition from Mom.
When they snipped it off, it made an ugly scab, on your belly whuch healed and left a little knob about the size of a button. If they didn't trim it enough, it's an outie, and if they trimmed it weel it's an innie.
The belly button collects little balls of fuzz called nerds.
If you poke somone in the belly buttton, they might laugh like the Pillsbury dough boy.
"Look down at your genitals, and then up about 6 inches. Yeah, that's your belly button. "
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The closest female analogue to the male condition "blue balls". This can include intense sexual desire, aching from physical manipulation with failure to climax, or the feelings of disappointment and frustration that stem from an overall lack of sexual satisfaction.
"He was going down on me, but we were interrupted when my friend stumbled in the room. I have the worst case of blue button right now!!"
"I haven't had sex in a year - I seriously need some lovin' to get over this blue button bout."
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