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Telling someone in Scotland to shut the f**k up
See that tony he's a pure wee fanny man
Here Johnny that's ma dad you knob
Awk Hawd yer wheest ya wee wank
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To boggle yer heed means to allow someone to give you a blow job
C’mere you and al boggle yer heed
If you gies a strawberry kiss al let ye boggle ma heed
a slang way for describing someone who is "off their head" or wasted
stop drinking! you're oot yer bing!
A way to describe one's mother in an offensive type of way yet the true intention of it is, just banter.
Carlo: Hey Bil wanna go play football?
Bil: Yer Oul One!
Silvio: Who ate my butter nut scotch!
Bil: Yer Oul One!
This is the ultimate response to the famous (almost invincible) insult you're mom gay, many scientist have developed this ingenious way to destroy your foe will to live.
Some 9 Year old kid: you leave me no choice...
Me: i'm ready... DO IT!!
Some 9 Year old kid: yer mom gay...
Me: Yer mom gayer
*The 9 year old kid dies horribly, while his soul is slowly sucked into hell and his body burns, whith his last breath he says: "well played..... well played..."*
When someone you know or yourself is chatting complete and utter shite or making something up as they go along
shut up stupid and stop chafin yer baw
(Pinch your penis (The end of it))
Husband: I’m bursting fur a pish! (Eng: I’m in desperate need of a wee).
Wife: Nip yer bobie, I’ll stop the car when a find a toilet (Eng: pinch the end of your penis (to hold it in), I’ll stop the car when I find a toilet).