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your mom

a word spit out at any given time or place when someone (most likely a complete idiot) has absolutely no idea what to say

Hilary: Have you beeen havin a affair?!
Bill: uhh...
Hilary: Tell me! Who have you been doin stuff with lately?
Bill: YOUR MOM!

by michael jackson November 22, 2003

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Your Mom

The preferred insult of a 10 -12 year old

10 year old 1: dude who took my money again!

10 year old 2: your mom!

by SirDinkleBottom December 2, 2015


Your mom

Is who I do every single day. An inspirational word, when said it can make anyone within 69 miles get a life. My friend said it, and now I live with your mom. Btw, She's kinda hot.

"Yeah, I'm having a party tonight-"
"will YOUR MOM be there? beccasue shes kinda hot ngl... I 69nd her yesterday.."
"DUDE WTF"

by Defining random shit. December 1, 2021


your mom

your mom is the best joke ever. you can use it always as a defense, no matter what argument you're in.

Example 1:
Teacher: "Sarah, why are you late to class?"
Sarah: "Oh I'm sorry sir, I was fucking your mom"

Example 2:
Nina: "Ew, you look like a lesbian!"
Sophie: "LMFAO, have you ever looked at your mom?!"

by nobody cares about you <3 July 12, 2022


your mom

the person i fucked last night

bro your mom

by watermelonman37 December 1, 2020


your mom

Your mom is a stupid joke 11 year olds use , its unfunny and annoying

Sara: Hey what are you doing
John: YOUR MOM AHAHAHA
Sara: ur unfunny

by _salowais September 6, 2022


Your mom

"Your Mom" Is a type of cow that tends to be much heavier than most cows, often exceeding the weight limit on public roads

Is that a cow?

No, that's your mom

by Chicken nuggie 4 January 25, 2022