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A being of such power, that if any women are in a 50 meter radius they squirt.
"Oh no, here comes Big Bad Bert."
"I Heard he makes the bitties squirt."
Bert's Bumble Snitchel refers to the closest eatery and easiest option for food after smoking the compraz. Originated from Ann Arbor's 'blue apple'.
Yo fuck man let's hit up Bert's Bumble Snitchel, I'm starving for some eats after that compraz.
Simply, its where one places an apple pie (Favorably, the Kipling variety is used) over the receiving chaps anus, and begins anal intercourse with the said arsehole essentially crumbling up the apple pie over the rectal passage. The end resulting jizzy pooey apple crumble is then shared, A delacasy in certain parts of the world.
The act is not strictly kept to the gay community however, no known documentation of women trying Bert's Apple Crumble have been found.
Mikey the stand in drummer had never tried Bert's Apple crumble before, he was delighted at what him and the rest of the boys had created after a homo-erotic band practice.
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"Circle me Bert" is a popular sign slogan that can be found frequently during Minnesota Twins baseball games. Fans hold up the sign (Usually having something like "It's my birthday! Circle me, bert!), and hope that their sign will be circled.
"It's my birthday! Circle Me Bert!"
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One of the worst lead singers in a band besides Gerard Way from My Chemical Romance. Bert McCracken looks like he smells.I wouldn't be surprised if he did. He is the lead singer for one of the worst bands in the world,The Used. The dude is on so much drugs that he can't sit down and be interviewed like a normal person should be.
There is rumors that Bert and Gerard had or are in a relationship. Neither one of them have denyed it.
Some random girl-ISN'T BERT McCRACKEN A SEXY BEAST!!!!!11111
Me-He is about as sexy as a piece of shit.
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a stupid school where all the teachers pick favorites and the duties will look for any excuse to put you in the office or even to say you name and make you think that you're in trouble
bert bowes junior secondary school's
teacher #1 : hey im gonna give this kid an A just because i feel like it.
teacher #2 : what about this kid?
Duty : ya that kid was walking down the hall during lunch so i sent him down to the office... you should fail him
Teacher#1: hey thats a good idea!
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a useless untalented meth head
Bert McCracken is such a drug addict