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a.k.a. Black Bear Diner, Breakfast Bear is prob THE most clutch spot to get your body the nourishment it needs after a long, hard night of drinking - or any type of partying for that matter - only as long as it's long and hard though (that's what she said).
John: Dude...I am sooooooo hungover. I can't even believe that I'm even awake right now.
Pete/ Dude: I know, right?! I actually think I'm still drunk.
Randy: (walks out scratching himself) Fuck! I just threw up a little bit. I'm doin, better now...hey Pete, why don't pack the pipe, dude!?
John: For real bro, shit! What's taking you so long?!
***smokes weed***
Randy: Hey dudes, you know would be so awesome right now?
Pete: BREAKFAST BEAR!!!!
John: Ya...BREAKFAST BEAR!
A Redbull and a cigarette.
I'm fucking starving, all I've had today is a Tart's Breakfast.
What's that?
A Redbull and a fag.
Throwing up after a heavy night on the sauce.
I shouldn't have drunk all that baileys last night.i was up at 5 for the singing breakfast!
A mixed drink consisting of malibu rum, pineapple juice, and an umbrella
"Ya I'll have a breakfast in Cuba"
Sex early in the morning. Particularly good for revenge sex, break-up sex, and "i was too drunk last night to know you're ugly but oh well let's go again" -sex.
Breakfast sex may or may not be accompanied with actual food.
She was so hot, I couldn't help but have breakfast sex before I left for class.
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4 shots (jager, jack, jose, etc...), a beer, and then a cocktail (cap'n coke, vodka tonic, whiskey sour, etc...)done in succesion to give a really good buzz.
Hey Mikey, i need a california breakfast to get through this day on Grosse Ile, MI.
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An erection that occurs in the morning and is naturally caused as the brains enters the REM-deep sleep phase. At this stage, the body's skeletal muscle structure relaxes and causes hypervasodilation in the capillaries of the body, resulting in said erection.
"Scott, this morning I had a huge breakfast boner and my first piss of the day ended up all over the walls"
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