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Titus is known widely, especially for the 13 purple hearts he received for petting a small child in Iraq.
Titus has received multiple awards for his generous donation to the congress of federal salt shakers.
Aw man, That kid Titus Butler sure is a variant!
A male orbiter of an attractive female that is a "good friend", but essentially a domestic servant of this female who exploits him.
The most common initial relationship structure are one sided friendships that are financially draining for the male e.g. friendzone.
Some of the worst examples of this is when they are married and he supports her while she sleeps with higher status men in his social circle in constant attempts to upgrade from him that mostly fail.
He is aware of this but suffers from cognitive dissonance, denial and ultimately enables her behavior which lead to his self destruction.
Person :1 You know that Robert went to pick up his girls things from his supervisors place after she ran off with him? I guess he took her back, what a thot butler.
Person :2 Yeah he did. They just posted a pic of themselves together at a restaurant like nothing happened, what a moron.
'dagg, we goin' to lake butler to chill with some g's.'
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A man who offers their butt for the 'pitcher' to have sexual intercourse with like a normal butler would offer their services.
Guy 1:"Want to fuck?"
Guy 2:"Definitely! I will be your butt butler"
*proceeds to bend over ond pull down trousers.*
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A person who has become a complete and utter follower of another group or person. He/she will act on their whim without any thought about how stupid he/she will look or the consequences of said actions. They are usually regarded with a mixture of contempt and amusement by those whom they "serve"
"he's not their friend, he's just their monkey butler"
"hey man, get me a beer"
"fuck off, make the monkey butler do it"
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A complete immature idiot that likes porn WAY too much, and is constantly laugingh at things that are not funny; someone who listens to a large variety of shitty music for the exception of three or four songs that the individual steals from other people; likes to watch corny-ass movies like American Beauty and Moulin Rouge even though the individual is a male; a person that likes to ranomly show his lower pubic hair to people in his dorm and laughs about it; there are some people that say some random things at random times, but a Cal Butler is a person that every word that comes out of their mouth is random, and/or disgusting; and lastly, an individual that likes to deny everything possible that he has done or said.
That kid over there is such a Cal Butler.
What do you mean?
I MEAN, that he is a racist, and he is extremely annoying.
Oh, I see.
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having a girl shit on a platter, then smashing it in her face when she finishes going down on you.
i gave that bitch a dirty butler last night.
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