Carlos

The guy that no girl can hook up with. He has a good fashion sense and is prettier than any boy (or girl) can be. Girls envy him but can't seem to catch his eye mainly because he is a solitary beast.

Girl #1: "OoOoOo who's that cutie over there?"
Girl #2: "oh him? That's Carlos. Don't even try to get his attention he is a solitary beast that no girl can tame."

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Carlos

Potentially the creator of the world. pizza is defined in the same category as heaven, if carlos is making it! he also owns ever pizza shop in the world

" gee i feel like some carlos pizza"
"OMG me to because it tastes soo good!"

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Carlos

A spanish man who cannot find his car

"My name is Carlos and I los(t) my car"

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Carlos

A Puerto Rican who is extremely rich but very unhappy. He pretends his parents love him by writing notes for his lunch and saying that they’re from him. He likes to flaunt his worth and wears lots of watches. He enjoys feet pics and insulting woman’s rights. He likes to play badminton at the country club and look at memes. He loves cats but if you insult his, he’ll kill you. He doesn’t stoop to the “poor” level and only allows his glasses to cleaned by a Louis Vuitton micro fiber. He always wears a sweater over his Polo Ralph Lauren button down and not to mention his cargo pants and pumas. If you ever step into the path of a Carlos you might not come back. You’ll die.

Guy 1: “woah. Who’s that guy?”
Guy 2: “that’s Carlos. Don’t look at him too long or you might be blinded by his richness”
Guy 1: “ouch. My eyes!”

Carlos: “you’re not a woman, you’re just property”
Girl 1: “I am only property”
Girl 2: “I am only property”
Girl 3: “I am only property”

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carlos

Carlos: a hairy Mexican that likes to eat tacos and drink beer . He is also known for having a beard and trying to get chicks pregnant . He is also known for having a little penis

Girl: ew Carlos just tried to talk to me

Friend: he has a little penis and he smells like tacos don't talk to him

Boy: wassup
Girl: ew get away from me you Carlos

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Carlos

Carlos , an average name that means "SHORT CUBAN" that thinks he is cool. But sadly has to emit to his friends that his mom works at burger king , 23 hours of the day. The other hour of the day she is working the streets, giving cheap blowjobs to old African American men.

Brian: Hey are we going over to Carlos's house today?

Chris: I am not sure, his mom is working constantly.

Brian:She is a very hard worker, to bad carlos can't help at all, due to his size.....

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carlos

Hypermasculinity, a latin/hispanic stallion. One that will have you rolling around in bed with him before you learn how to roll the "R" in his name. God's gift to women. The quintessential stud.

" Carlos kept me up all night "

"wow no wonder you had that ridiculous smile on your face all day........ So, I assume your husband is out of town again?"

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