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Fellow people,
Chode does not mean "a penis wider than it is long"
or "the skin between your sac and anus", you dumbasses.
Chode, as verified on Dictionary.com, is the past tense of Chide.
Chide means:
1. to express disapproval of; scold; reproach.
2. to harass, nag, impel, or the like by chiding.
1. Last night, I chode at his penis because it was too short and thick.
2. My teacher chode at me so hard at school yesterday, I almost shit myself.
3. I chode his chode with my chode because I can.
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A penis longer then it is wide.
Thom: "Hey mom, why is my cock so think, but so short??"
Mom: " You have a chode thom, GTFO"
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The flap of skin between a penis and a ballsack.
An insult.
My chode itches. Don't be a chode.
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Captain and lead character of Sci-Fi's cg show "Tripping the Rift"
Captain Chode is purple with green spots.
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A stubby dick that has a greater width than length, most commonly found in a 2x6, 1x4, or .3x1.26579 shape, although there are rare exceptions.
dude1: holy shit shit dude! I gotta tell you somethin.
dude2: what is it man
dude1: i've got the biggest fuckin chode you've ever seen, ask your mom.
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