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Is the act of unloading your unholy water gently on the face of a sleeping beauty. Most girls can appreciate the effort you put in not waking them up while performing.
"She woke up with some silent cream on her face, I hope she know's who did it."
"I silent creamed my date last night before I snuck out and went home."
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When a woman specifically asks the man not to cum inside her(aka creampie), and the man agrees not to, but does it anyway.
You know Jenny doesn't like it when guys cum inside her, but it's not like I care, I'm a total Cream Pirate.
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A rap group comprised of 3 lyrical master minds. Their main hit is "Back The Fuck Up", a diss track about one of the most biggest bitches in the world: Issac Kim.
Yo that Orange Cream track was hot
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When you buy a Boston Cream donut from Tim Hortons, warm it up in your microwave and stick your dick in that warm, creamy goodness.
Me and the boys went ice fishing eh and our balls almost froze off eh, so we went Boston Creaming.
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When you haven't jacked off in a month or two.
The man screamed in agonizing pain as the crusty cream exited.
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When a girls vagina cums very creamy, you then dip an old Dutch potato chip in it and use it as chip dip as an alternative for other dips.
Carter: Oh shit Amanda, I picked up Dutch chips but forgot the dip.
Amanda: That's okay we can just cream Dutch it. It's way better macros anyway's.
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