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"Dual-wielding" describes the instance in which you are masturbating with one hand and holding your porn source (e.g. mobile device, laptop, magazine, etc.) in the other hand.
Person 1: Hey bro, can you help me with finding the milk?
Masturbator: Nah man, I'm dual-wielding. Gimme a couple seconds.
Person: Babe, can you hand me the toilet paper - I'm dual-wielding.
You are a male or female but you like the same sex or the opposite sex known as a bisexual
I like men and women so I’m a dual-weilder
puking and 'deffing' simultaneously!
i was hallucinating while dualing, -perhaps i'll party in a less industrial style for a bit...
dualing requires a good bit of dwindling coordination to lessen clean-up!
this happens whenever 2 enemies (of the same team) attack you from not 1 side but 2 sides.
anyone who does this is a dipshit
John: hey man im being attacked from 2 sides, im being Dual-Sided!!
Mark: dw man im on my way to help you homie
n: with the application of nanotechnology, a person whose psychological configuration is one sex and exterior configuration is the opposite sex, possessing the ability to switch between male and female genitalia at will, with simple thought commands
If I was a female-exterior DGN* fucking another female-exterior DGN, we would eat, pussy fuck, and take turns cock fucking each other!
*DGN >> dual genitalia nanotranssexual
A male patron of any local watering hole, first, jumps up on a pool table, then proceeds to drop his trousers and undies, thus exposing his rear end and undercarriage in all their glory. Friends and fellow patrons respond with laughter, delight, and words of encouragement for a job well done.
"Man, that was the best dual scrotum hanger I've ever witnessed. That far surpassed the single scrotum hanger from yesterday's happy hour!"
Dude I’ve got the dual Diamatti, time to go ruin cod!