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Noun: What a musician posts on their social media when they have a night off, so as to appear more successful than they actually are.
see also: Corporate 6-9, Private Party 5-7, Wedding 4-11, #cantstopwontstop, etc.
Here’s my schedule this week! Where will I see you?
Sunday: Bleeding Farts Worship Service 7am & 9am; Monday; Private Event 7pm-11pm
Noun. Anything that comes in the form of a phonr call or text. The receiver that is made aware of the significant event does not make any verbal reaction. Rather, upon receiveing the phone call/text, their face becomes nervous and is followed by a series of 2 to 7 twitches of the left eye. The person then proceeds to get their ass off the couch and takes action.
(text of significant event): Dude, sum grandpa jus jacked ur Camaro from outta ur driveway.
recipient: (Twitches, stutters, and bolts out the front door)
a person who attends many events or parties, many times multiple events on the same day, for the purpose of networking.
Jan has been to one cocktail party, one bar opening and one art gallery opening tonight all to meet new clients. She's such an event hustler.
During the final moments before cumming, there is a point in time, that when crossed, there is nothing that could save you from not cumming.
You know that bitch, Sasha Fox, she gave me the event horizon
Thick hair around the anus or vagina.
Look out!" she said, "Your hand is being pulled into the event horizon!
an event that takes place simultaneously with another.
Numerous co-events take place every day.
A Wickwick Event is a sexual situation where a man is laying some pipe doggy-style, and while in the midst of sex he inserts his finger in the woman's starfish and then smears his finger across her upper lip, giving her a thin shit moustache. This is the Wickwick Event.
That bitch was so skanky, she didn't even mind that I gave her a Wickwick Event!