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The act of creeping up behind someone, preferably sitting at a desk, and jabbing a claw-shaped hand between the collarbone and shoulder blade with falcon-like speed and precision.
'Dude, you just falcon jabbed the shit out of me!!!'
'Did you just falcon jab that kid over there? I think he's dead.'
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AKA Faucon Bleu
1. A diamond in the ruff
2. A little strip club in the Great White North that happens to be the best place on Earth
Rob: What are we doing tonight guys?
Jed: Going to the bars?
Morgan: Nah too expensive.
Dave: And too many dudes.
All: Looks like we're going back to Falcon Blue!!!
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Military speak for Buddy fucker.
Major Cooke who volunteered for active-duty in Afghanistan after the election of President Obama, only to pull out last minute leaving some poor soldier to deploy at the 11th hour or leaving his unit an officer short is the ultimate Blue Falcon.
Leavenworth is too good for him.
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A totally awesome band hailing from Austin, Tx. Composed of high school and college kids, they started approximately in January 2008, and have grown to over 12 members. Most of their music is written by members of Mother Falcon, but play do covers as well. Genre can best be described as "Classical Pop", as all their instruments are acoustic.
Steve: whoa dude, I just saw Mother Falcon play, and it totally blew me away. They're gonna be at ACL soon.
A hot girl named Sarah and her equally hot friend Julia
Sarah: Those guys in Mother Falcon are so hot! I want to get with all of them!
Julia: Yeah I agree. The only thing is, I get the lead singer and that cello player confused...I can't tell them apart.
Sarah: Yeah, I guess. Hey what's your favorite song?
Julia: Well it used to be "Dancing Shoes", but it got old. Now I like "Marigold" or "Just to see her smile" the best.
Sarah: Yeah, those are better than "Dancing Shoes"
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Has "Golden Nipples of Destiny"
Samurai Goroh is a fat fuck for Captain Falcon's cock lololoololo
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1: Captain Falcon's signature move.
2: The answer to everything.
1:
FALCON... PUNCH!!! *sends Luigi flying off*
2:
Anna: What's the square root of 44?
Brandon: FALCON PUNCH!!!
Anna: What about 134?
Brandon: FALCON PUNCH!!!
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The Atlanta Falcons are an American professional American football team based in Atlanta, Georgia. They are currently a member of the NFC South division of the National Football Conference (NFC) in the National Football League (NFL). The Falcons joined the NFLin 1965 as an expansion team, after the NFL offered then-owner Rankin Smith a franchise to keep him from joining the rival American Football League. The AFL instead granted a franchise to Miami. In their 43 years of existence, the Falcons have compiled a record of 275–400–6 with division championships in 1980, 1998 and 2004. They have one Super Bowl appearance, Super Bowl XXXIII in 1999.
The nickname for the Atlanta Falcons is the 'dirty birds.'
The Atlanta Falcons play in the Georgia Dome.
The Atlanta Falcons used to have Michael Vick as their quaterback, but dropped him as soon as they found out he was fighting dogs.
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