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A person belonging to a subset of hipster culture that clashed with emo culture, resulting in someone called a sad flower. You can find them in coffee shops that "no one knows about" wearing vintage clothing, typically with their shirt tucked in and has some sort of "troubled past" despite usually not being all that troubled. May also cause you to cringe.
Other signs someone is a sad flower include:
•Smoking cigarettes
•Greasy hair
•Loves long, artsy movies
•Artsy photography (usually accompanied by a photography Instagram account they hope will be discovered by someone. An agent? Their ex lover? Who knows.)
•Loves to talk about how much they hate their life
•Music taste falls somewhere between indie bands, old classics or 80's music, and punk rock
•Collects vinyl and frequently asks if you also collect vinyl
•Fake deep poetry
•Can't stick to one partner because they're "a troubled spirit" that needs to find themselves for the 50th time this week
"Oh my god, look Marcy, here comes Matt"
"Ugh he is such a sad flower, always talking about his troubled past and asking if we collect vinyl. I bet he's gonna wanna take pictures of us"
V flower is the best fem vocaloid ever she's so underrated I love her sm I'm so gay
V flower is the love of my life yes
A big flame of fire 🔥
Wild fire 🔥
Heat 🔥
Fuego 🔥
Look at the beautiful red flower! 🔥
"It's a sure thing."
Adapted from a phrase coined by Pittsburgh Penguins coach Dan Bylsma. Originally used to inform the team that goaltender Marc-Andre Fleury was starting a game, it has since been used to indicate when something is a guarantee.
Works best when there is a slight pause before being uttered.
... Flower's in the cage.
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The bitches who wear flower crowns on their heads. Usually fake flowers store bought from Michaels. They, aren't actually hipsters, they just dressed up as one for the day. Commonly found at music festivals. Often wear galaxy leggings or a thrift store maxi skirt.
Brittany: Hey Ashley look at that hipster girl with the edgy flower crown!
Ashley: No Brittany that's clearly a flower bitch heading to the Lana del Rey concert
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An exclamation of commiseration with unkind connotations, used when something bad happens to someone. Originally coined due to the presence of flowers on the side of the road to mourn a roadside mortality.
Jack: "Someone broke into my house"
Jill: "Aaaah, flowers!"
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A person who was a hippie of the 1960's generation or in the neohippie movement.
Kathy is a flower child.
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