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Mock Government

On Discord, it is defined as a Discord community run like a country, with a government. Usually defined as a form of roleplay/LARP, with members of the community taking it very seriously, some notable examples include Leon's USSR, the Republic of Discord, the French Republic, or The Authority.

- Hey, I've created a new Mock Government, want to help me?
- Sure, I could also make it ally with mine.

by Resprune-MockGov October 15, 2022


government surplus

In city, county, state, and federal governmental organizations, a surplus is a situation where such organizations take in more money than they pay out.

George W. Bush took the budget and flushed it down the toilet. We had a surplus when we came in, now we have record deficets.

by jesster79 March 1, 2005

239πŸ‘ 60πŸ‘Ž


Chinese Government

A piece of shit censoring, filtering, hungry, piece of shit government.

China = need a violent revolution. CHina = the most conformist math-worshipping country in the world. Math = conformity = less threat to the conformist government that art.

This is why math is encouraged. I gurantee if Chinese schools had Philosiphy class, China would have its ass kicked. But no, we have a conformity class disguised as math.

Chinese government official = need his ass kicked. I would would feel no remorse messing up and killin one of these guys.

Chinese person = stop being a fucking ignorant conformist idiot. You need to stop accepting and start rebelling you conformist idiot piee of shit.

And this is from a Chinese person.

Chinese Government = piece of shit.

by Leon Li October 7, 2007

313πŸ‘ 84πŸ‘Ž


U.S. Government

Federal Reserve is not Federal nor a reserve; It illegally stole our currency in 1913.
On October 20, 1942, the federal government seized the Union Banking Corporation in New York City as a front operation for the Nazis. Prescott Bush and E. Roland Harriman were directors.
The US Government spends more on the military than all other countries combined.
The intercept fighters sent to NY / DC on 911 were flying at 25% of their top speed.
The US provoked Japan and knew all about the "surprise attacks" on Pearl Harbor.
George Herbert Walker Bush authorized the assassination of John Winston Lennon.
JFK / Pearl Harbor Commissions were set up within 11 days; 911 took 19 months.
Jeb Bush and Katherine Harris purged 91,000+ Florida voters in the 2000 election.
George Herbert Walker Bush authorized the assassination of Ronald Reagan.
There is not Freedom of the Press for any issue that matters in the United States.
US breaks treaties; Antiballistic Missile, Land Mine, International Criminal Court.
The US Government caused the fires that murdered 84 Branch Davidians in Waco.
Three Mile Island accident on March 28, 1978 released a US Navy friendly-fire shot down (700+ witnesses) TWA Flight 800 on July 17, 1996.
The United States spends $90,000,000 per hour on the military industrial complex.
George W. Bush executed every person (152) except serial killer Henry Lee Lucas.
The US Government military has killed
over 8 million people in the last 50 years.

The U.S. Government are legal terrorists that get away with everything. They do not care about you and are against you.

The U.S. Government is Beyond Treason.

by UnknownSource June 7, 2011

55πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


government employee

in fact I don't do dick all day, I'm busy typing this shit in urban dictionary when I should be working, (I mean taking a coffee break, smoke break, etc.

Man is it time to go home yet, my ass is getting soar from sitting here all day.

by Big Chief Smack-a-Ho February 6, 2003

93πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


US Government

A government who only cares about the rich people in society and donΒ΄t give a shit about anybody else. they are most commonly known for governing the worst country in the world, wire-tapping its citizens, killing its citizens and ignore black people. To join the party you must be in position of huge amounts of money and a bad mind set, people cannot vote if they are imprisoned, have been imprisoned, have had any criminal activity or tried making the world a better place whilst downloading too many expensive files from Jstor. Furthermore the government itΒ΄s guilty of credit-fraud and numerous war-crimes, it has left the country in gigantic debt and is single-handed responsible for the drug wars in Mexico due to the prohibition of Marijuana, They are exceptional good at imprisoning their own citizens for stupid reason and show no interest whatsoever to make the world nor the country a better place to live.

Quiz host: What is the absolute worst government in the world.
Contestant 1: The US government?
Quiz host: correct!

by TheEnglishDane August 9, 2015

53πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


government limo

City bus

Five-O took my license, guess I be takin da government limo to da jam!

by Dirty October 15, 2003

12πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž