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when you don't care anymore because break is SOOOO CLOSE YOU CAN ALMOST SMELL IT. symptoms include: failing grades, going out on weekdays, binging Netflix, avoidance of all classes.
affects professors as well.
Kevin: Professor just ended class early. Nobody cares anymore.
Rebecca: CLEARLY, she's having end-of-semester-itis.
An infectious disease that infects a females ankles causing them to float easily above her head.
This mainly occurs while the female is on her back and for some unexplained reason sexual intercourse occurs at the time of infection also.
Jim's wife caught {helium-ankle-itis} and he walked in on her with the next door neighbors gardener doing the "wild thing" in his own bed.
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Pertains to a selfless giving nature, when it would be better to save for oneself.
Person 1: "Did you see Rufus last night? He gave his last bong hit Mikey."
Person 2: "Dang that Rufus sure is Chig-chig-ity."
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A medical condition in which the infected exhibit some or all qualities of that of a dune coon. Although rare, there have been fatal cases. DCI for short.
Me: Have you seen Adam lately? He's acting a little duney.
Wayne: Yea, I noticed that too. I'm no doctor but this might be a case of some serious dune coon itis
Me: That sounds about right, what a little poon.
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N: A disease of the mind where the victim suffers feelings and emotions very similar to the ones Edward Cullen experiences while dating Bella Swan. Symptoms are: Being absolutely convinced you like the other person more than they could possibly like you, Being jealous of people you usually think of as beneath you, constantly being concerned over the safety of your lover, and having a desire to drive them everywhere in your shiny silver car.
Steve was wracked with emotions he had never felt before while dating Tiffany. He couldn't focus on anything else because he was so jealous of others around her and concerned that she could never fully return the enormous emotion he felt for her. He was suffering Edward-itis.
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That weird feeling you get after sleeping with a slut. Often but not always leading to a more uncomfortable burning sensation.
-Dude, I've got this weird feeling.
-Didn't you sleep with Meghan last night?
-Ya...
-You've got "dirty girl-itis"
Boo-Boo-Itis
i) Diarrhea
2) irritable bowel syndrome
3) the runs
4) bubble guts
Dude, that sucks that you got the boo-boo-itis and cant stop going to the bathroom.