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jesus Jesus JESUS

Used in escalating anger when saying one Jesus isn't enough. With each jesus said the tone becomes louder and stronger so by the third jesus you are using everything you got.

(a ketchup bottle falls from the fridge and smashes all over the floor)
jesus Jesus JESUS!!!!!

by Stephen McDonnell February 9, 2006

34๐Ÿ‘ 237๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jesus

gods "son", originally it was the sun on the centre of the cross of the zodiac, now the sun has been personified as gods "son", there are entire religions based on missed fact: in the nothern hemisphere on dec 22 the sun gets to its lowest point in the sky directly under the crux constilation or(the cross) for 3 days till the 25th, then it starts to rise higher in the sky forshadowing spring/renewed life of crops, animals, plantlife ect., therefore the "son" died on the cross for 3 days and was resurrected. the twelve decifulls are the 12 months on the mian calender also know as cross of the zodiac. the entire basis of all religion is based on astrological events twisted into human lives and stories. in fact the bible has countless astrological metaphors and imagery which are historically and astrologically acurate. the bible is also one of worst cases of plagerism in human history stealing every story as well as "historical event" from religions coming before christianity. most believers in todays religions are just to narrow minded or brainwashed to realize it or research it in any way. go ahead look it up for yourself or better yet search for and download or watch the movie zeitgeist. it goes much further into the specifics and details then i ever could on here. for religion a force that is supposed to be a good thing and show others how to live and treat each other, it has caused more seperation of people, races and nationallities, not to mention death and war then anything else on the face of this planet. i dont know what god is, or if there even is one, but i guarantee all these religions have got it really wrong. if you beleive in anything other then the golden rule or karma your brainwashed by human ideals.

jesus;gods sun or gods son? how about sungod? lol

by The Real True 1 June 17, 2009

15๐Ÿ‘ 47๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jesus

The only hippy anyone ever listened too.

Hippy: "You can't OWN property"
Jesus: "It's all good."

by pseudo-dude0 May 11, 2009

64๐Ÿ‘ 135๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jesus

Awesome Dude.

Jesus is the freaking man. O_O

by You Don't Need To Kno My Name. October 16, 2008

78๐Ÿ‘ 135๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jesus

The spoken Word of God, or the Son of God. Died for our sins, one can be saved and get access to God and heaven through Jesus Christ. One can also live life more abundantly through him.

Guy one: Hey, do you know about Jesus?

Guy two: No?

Guy one: He is The spoken Word of God, or the Son of God. Died for our sins, one can be saved and get access to God and heaven through Jesus Christ.

Guy two: Really?

Guy one: Yes, here is a book called the Bible with some of his words in it, what he said and did, and a story of how and why he came into the world. Read it.

by TMundo July 11, 2009

107๐Ÿ‘ 115๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jesus

A dead man. contrary to popular belief, is not a mythical creature/god, and had no magical powers.

Jesus is dead.

by Christ Denier July 25, 2008

21๐Ÿ‘ 57๐Ÿ‘Ž


jesus

A man who died 2000 years ago apparently for our sins we havent commited. Worshipped by insane people who believe in magic.

Jesus is dead get over it

by Tony ramone June 18, 2005

100๐Ÿ‘ 186๐Ÿ‘Ž