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Resulting from consuming large amounts of alcohol or smoking too much weed, grandma knees occur when a person begins to lose their balance and begin to cripple at the knees. This phenomenon is similar to knee struggles that elderly women have.
guy #1: How the fuck did you walk home last night you shotgunned two four lokos before you left the party?
guy #2: Trying to walk home was hell, I had a terrible case of grandma knees.
Injury caused by being on your knees and getting bummed too much
“Look at Alex hobbling around “
“Yeah he’s got bummers knee bad”
1. the bruises on your knees from giving head.
2. the scraps and bruises on your knees from grinding in the "on top" position
girl: OW! look at my knees! they're bruised as hell.
boy: but weren't those sex knees so worth it?
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when someone (preferbly female) bends their knee forming a crease between the thigh and calf, the penis is then inserted inside this crease. you then hump it rythmycally until a climax is reached
she was too tired for me to fuck her normally so i knee fucked her, damn it was so good
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An overused joke/reference to Skyrim. It goes by: "I used to do/be/have/etc. a <whatever you used to do/be/have/etc>, but then I took an arrow to the knee."
Most of the time, it it completely unrelated and makes you look like an idiot.
1. I used to have a house, but I took an arrow to the knee.
2. I used to write "arrow to the knee jokes", but I took an arrow to the knee.
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Drop the Knee. the refined art form of riding a board. Style, Porwer, Control and at one with the wave. For those who posess the skill.
-not to be confused with Donkey Kong
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