knocking boots

fucking

i was knocking boots with your mom

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knock up

To get someone (usually a female) pregnant.

Danny: "I guess I should've used a condom last week..."
Mike: "Dude you can't go around friggin' knocking up ten-year olds!"
Danny: "There's no statutory rape law in Maine."

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Crotch-Knock

The act of swinging one's fist into another's crotch for the sake of comedy or business purposes.

I had to crotch-knock three people to get into the porto-potty.

wall knock

To thrust upon vagina walls in a manner that causes the headboard to knock upon the wall. Thus waking your neighbors.

We did the wall knock into the middle of next week!
Hell yea I wall knocked her fuggedaboutit!

I wall knocked her so hard I made the dolly fall off the shelf ;)

Knock Nut

When you nut so hard it gives you the sensation of having been knocked out.

"Oh man did you just Knock Nut yourself?"

"If I did, I wouldn't be talking to you at this very moment now would I?"

"Damn you right."

Knocking Crocs

Engaging in sexual intercourse whilst wearing Crocs sandals.

Once Stef saw my new camouflage cargo shorts, I knew we'd be knocking Crocs later that night.

Glock-Knock

The term used to describe when a person, generally the perpetrator of a situation, uses a Glock-manufactured firearm to hit a victim, usually with the butt or barrel of the firearm in question.

Oh shit dude! Our home boy just got Glock-Knocked!