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swamp lettuce

weed

Yo dawg let me chomp on some of that swamp lettuce.

by subdude6869 February 28, 2017


shrimp lettuce

Lettuce often discarded as a by-product of shrimp cocktail. A way to make fun of a friend by saying they’re useless.

Kim, you’re shrimp lettuce, nobody cares what you have to say.

by TheWaffleSauce December 25, 2018


lettuce boy

The koolest kucumber to ever grace this plane of existence

"It's a lettuce boy"*faints*

by Trump's third buttock February 07, 2017


Chest lettuce

A mans hairy chest

Matt had a lot of chest lettuce.

by Caribbean 40 June 24, 2018


Lettuce Game

The lettuce game first came about at a BBQ in Tooting circa May 2022. It is believed it was used by a wise man to befriend/alienate a large group of people at a vegetarian social event. It is unknown exactly how it came about but the rules are clear. Two teams lineup against each other, with each player armed with a lettuce. One by one the players begin munching down on their lettuce once finished the next player in their team can begin eating their tasty lettuce. The winners are the team that finish their lettuce first. The game has become popular in social circles across south west London, it is thought by 2025 almost 20 people will have played the game.

Come on Rory, we could really do with an expert lettuce muncher like yourself to help us win the lettuce game.

by Qwertyuiop69happymeal May 23, 2022


colorado lettuce

Another term for weed

Yo man, you got any of that colorado lettuce?

by rggzy April 12, 2016


bromaine lettuce

Your best friend's girl's vagina.

Yo Phil, I'm really craving some bromaine lettuce with my salad before it's tossed.

After the party, Phil decided to grab a snack of bromaine lettuce.

by WTF JoJo November 20, 2018