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Lettuce often discarded as a by-product of shrimp cocktail. A way to make fun of a friend by saying they’re useless.
Kim, you’re shrimp lettuce, nobody cares what you have to say.
The koolest kucumber to ever grace this plane of existence
"It's a lettuce boy"*faints*
The lettuce game first came about at a BBQ in Tooting circa May 2022. It is believed it was used by a wise man to befriend/alienate a large group of people at a vegetarian social event. It is unknown exactly how it came about but the rules are clear. Two teams lineup against each other, with each player armed with a lettuce. One by one the players begin munching down on their lettuce once finished the next player in their team can begin eating their tasty lettuce. The winners are the team that finish their lettuce first. The game has become popular in social circles across south west London, it is thought by 2025 almost 20 people will have played the game.
Come on Rory, we could really do with an expert lettuce muncher like yourself to help us win the lettuce game.
Your best friend's girl's vagina.
Yo Phil, I'm really craving some bromaine lettuce with my salad before it's tossed.
After the party, Phil decided to grab a snack of bromaine lettuce.
When you get a rug burn on your vagina flaps
Last Tuesday I accidentally slipped and slid my vagina against the rug, now I have rug lettuce...
Alien Lettuce that gets you high as fuck
Yo Ethan gets go eat some Clettus Lettuce