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(Sh-it Lock-Er) N. 1)The Anus. 2) The butt 3) The Red body suit pajamas with the flap door in the back. 4) Outhouse 5) The act of taking a shit under the lid and using the shit as a seal. Usually locking the lid down once dry. (See Also Lid Stamp).
Shit Locker
1) I stuck in your mom's Shit Locker and she asked for more.
2) Look at the size of her Shit Locker.
3) Look how cute he is in his PJ's and look at the little Shit Locker in back.
4) Did you here about the guy with the ass fetish that was hiding in the Shit Locker?
5) Mike pissed me off so when he went out of town a took a Shit Locker on his toilet. He'll never get that open without a hammer. I can't wait until he gets back in town.
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an unattractive person who waits by your locker,follows, or waits to talk to you during school
"oh gosh, weird marshall has been waiting for you after 6th period every day"
"I know he is such a locker stalker"
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The act of obstructing someones path toward their locker numerous times in the duration of the week resulting in the victim replying "im gonna punch you so hard!". be aware this threat is empty. *Be warned* This act usually ends with the perpetrators being maliciously walloped in the shins by the victim. its totally worth it
victim:"Garrett and Jake are locker lickers! theyre doing it to me!"
teacher: "What does it mean to be a locker licker? i can't help you"
Garrett & Jake" "Ha Ha!"
*victim kicks both Garrett and Jake in the shins*
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When you are severely hungover from a night of heavy drinking and are forced to confine yourself to your room for nearly the entire day.
'Hurt' is in reference to suffering or struggling from excessive drinking and 'locker' is in reference to being confined in a small, dark place to escape reality.
"Dude, why I haven't heard from Chris all day?" "Oh it's best you just let him be man, he's in the hurt locker right now. He'll hit you back tomorrow I'm sure."
"Come on man, come out and drink with us for the game tonight!" "Nah if I do that then I'll end up calling out of work and putting myself in the hurt locker. I have a big meeting tomorrow so I have to avoid that at all costs."
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I pounded her her rain locker for hours, afterwards my entire bed was soaked all the way through.
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the oscar winning best picture of 2009/10, a fantastic juxtaposition of cinematic genious/drivel based on a true story by someone who will have no social/political relevance to anyone anywhere globally in about 5 minutes. An artistic picture about the horrors and beauty of *something/whatever*, I didn't actually bother since I have no interest in Iraq/war.
and the hurt locker wins over avatar best picture of the year and that's why I don't care for the oscars enough to watch them. And superbad wins best comedy. Oh Jesus! Do not care, busy; rolling a joint now.
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An ice-box full of delicious chocolate treats. (i.e. eatmore chocolate bars, himalayan pink salt chocolate caramels, etc.)
Hey son, you should take a look! i put some treats in your chocolate locker.
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