A person who (usually in the setting of Dungeons and Dragons) impulsively keeps all loot acquired on their travels, even if it is of little to no current or future worth.
“Last session Justin was such a loot goblin, he took almost everything that wasn’t nailed down in the dungeon!”
Will take do anything to get his loot or any loot for that matter. If you die and then come back he’ll have taken everything. He’ll die trying to get his loadout if he has to.
Alex: where’s my stopping power gone? I left it by the shop after buying the loadout
Owen: sorry mate didn’t know it was yours..
Alex: you’re such a loot goblin!!!
When a guy is tryna fuck over another guy mostly a friend by humor
-ak
When your parents are around you joke about your brothers vape addiction and your brother goes
''Kay lavde loot kartoy rao bc''
Very Common;Easy to get/find; Not valuable most of the time.
“This pussy is ground loot bro”
“Hershey’s chocolate is ground loot”
“YO BRO I GOT THIS GROUND LOOT”
Common
Easy to find
Easy to get
A cinch to obtain
Available to a large percentage of people
“That girl is ground loot”
“A gray assault rifle is ground loot bro i don’t want that”
“N***a deodorant is ground loot how do you not have that Ind*an.”
Something that's as cool as a minecraft pet.
WOW THATS SO POGRS LOOT TABLES!
The refused piece of crap that usually takes a second or third flush to finally rid the toilet of this menacing tool!
I was finished taking a crap at a friends party, when another partygoer yelled out "Hey, someone left a stray-loot in the fucking toilet!"-I was sooo embarrased!