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When a man ties a girl to a chair and then pours a bag of semen that he has collected all over her face and body. Then he leaves her in a closet to let the semen dry. Then, if executed correctly, the girl should resemble an old marble statue.
"Ah man I have been saving this bag of semen for so long. I can't wait to do the Old Marble Statue with my girl."
"Just remember not to leave her in the closet for too long because then she will start to turn yellow and the majesticness of the marble statue is ruined."
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The act of ejaculating into a person's mouth and then punching them in the cheek, causing the inside of the mouth to bleed. The blood, mixed with semen, is called a "cherry marble".
"Man, Synthea really got into that cherry marble that wino gave her!"
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Black-White orgy, resembling the chocolate-white look of a marble cake.
If we had a marble layer cake I bet we could get along better.
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The cosmic god of life, looks like a jellyfish
"Be careful with those ancient artifacts, you could summon Grobletombus Marble Eyes and cause the destruction of humanity."
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A too-small speedo bathing suit.
While at the beach, some overweight moron strolled by in his German marble bag all but exposing his hairy nut-sack.
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1. A child that is conceived from semen that drips from the anus, over the taint, and into the vagina after anal sex. The resulting mix of jizz and fecal material resembles marble cake mix.
2. A term used to insult a person who may or may not fit definition one.
1. Dude: I blew a huge load up that chick's ass. I hope she doesn't end up pregnant with a marble cake baby.
2. Tom: That guy is a complete douchebag!
Brett: I'll bet he is a marble cake baby.
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A place where unloved people go to feel accepted
Lonely bob went to the marble arch gathering to find some friends
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