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A sexy ass dude who can be friends with anyone and is just plain cool
Damn I wish I knew Someone like Matthews matthews
5👍 9👎
Matthew is a fuckboy. Matthew only wants you when your taken. Matthew is an asshole who deserves to burn in the eternal depths of hell
Person1: my ex is such a dick
Person2: sounds like a matthew to me
7👍 14👎
A sexy man who can cause ladies to swoon over him. He has his way with treating a girl.
girl: your boyfriend is so good. He fits his name. Oh that matthew
girl 1: bitch he is mine!!!
7👍 15👎
Matthew is a redneck midget who chews tobacco, and hits on his girlfriend's best friend.
Matthew: "Hey baby come give me some tongue."
Girlfriend: "Eww gross you just put in some dip!!"
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A retarded person who is missing an appendage.
"he became a matthew after stepping on a landmine"
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A guy who is just plain annoying. This motherfucker has the stankest breath I have ever smelt, and is always coughing and speading is mank breath around like a cloud.
A gaming douschbag who thinks he is just the coolest, when everyone is actually laughing behind his back.
He like stealing internet and looks at alot of porn on his Iphone during lectures.
Guy 1: Yo bro, here have a mint.
Guy 2: Naw bro, I'm cool.
Guy 1: Take the muthafuckin mint! Don't be a Matthew!
Stop speadring that shit round like a Matthew
14👍 39👎