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the coolest mf ever known to the world. He gets hella claps and makes the dankest hot box videos with his friend Liam who kinda sucks tootsie rolls.
Matty fuckin smokes is sooooo fuckin cool dude, but not as cool as Teo
When your girlfriend falls asleep before you get there because you're just that boring.
She did a Matty Marron on me when I went to pick her up.
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The secratary of defence for the United States and a retired 4 star marine general. He is a totally raw mother fucker and stacks bodeis miles high. His knife hand killing radius that succeeds anything to ever exist on this earth. he has seen the worst of human nature and lives to tell about it. His takes his scotch with 4 drops of rattle snake venom. One for each star. But on a serious note he is the most honorable and humble man ive every had the plaesure of meeting.
That mad dog mattis is a raw fuckin killer.
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when you miss matty because he is perfect and the best boyfriend ever. at this time you just want to hug him, cuddle him, hold his hand, and kiss him. he makes you the happiest ever, gives you endless butterflies, and can put a smile on ur face in an instant. this can occur at any time.
“Oh it’s 3am and I could be cuddling Matty right now, I guess it’s missing Matty hours.”
Mattie Mae McGee is a badass bitch and an amazing person once you get to know her. They have trouble making friends and hate people but at the same time could use someone to lean on every once in a while. DEFINITELY NOT STRAIGHT. She is gay AF. Has problems with gender and sexuality (classifying themselves). Overall not a bad person.
Mattie Mae McGee is badass.
Fatty Matty 😊
Fatty Matty has a wrinkly dog
fatty Matty doesn’t stop eating hot dogs
Fatty Matty has no balls
and he’s so fat he has to crawl
Fatty Matty wanks off chicks
he defo has a small inverted dick
~ Kloe *****
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The beautiful Fatty Matty Poem was created by Kloe ***** when she got called a cancer patient.
Say hi and punch someone named Mattie on National Mattie Day.
Mattie:"Oh no, I just remembered it's National Mattie Day!"
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