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1.) Place to get your burger spat on, cummed on, etc...
2.) Place to get hired when no one else hires you
Ewwwwww thats not mayonnaise!
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The reason the majority of America is morbidly over weight
You (to a friend):Hey I've seent that fat lady before
friend:Where?
You:Gorging out at McDonalds
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A bad fast food chain. The food has grease and calories through the roof, is likely to cause food poisoning, and doesn't even taste good. Its symbol is often optimistically called the Golden Arches; but in actuality, it's a huge, piss-yellow "M."
Often sued by people who got fat on the product. While it's true that no one made them eat there, the company kind of deserves it.
"I've given up eating at McDonalds; the food literally makes me sick."
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(Literally) Junk Food restaurant. The crap they sell there shouldn't even be considered food, but since is too cheap, most rednecks and no-good bums eat their own shit there.
What is this shit? Ooh, It's MacDonalds
*Insert sound of someone eating his/her own vomit here*
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The best fast food restaurant ever to exist. They have delicious burgers, and the best chicken nuggets and strips ever to be cooked. There fries are extremely delicious, and taste really good when coated with grease. But unfortunately, Mcdonalds is getting ruined by obese people who are sueing them even though theyre the ones who ate it every day. In my opinion, Mcdonalds is ok every once in a while, but dont get mad at them if you have no self control over your mouth.
Dude, lets go get some Mcdonalds!
Yes! Ive been craving those fries.
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Heaven when you want fries. Hell when you want breakfast at any time past 10:30 on weekdays and 11:00 on weekends. Although all of their breakfast choices taste exactly the same they are still delicious.
**Cop pulls woman over**
Cop-Excuse me but you were going one hundred miles over the speed limit.
Woman-JUST GIVE ME THE FUCKING TICKET BEFORE THEY STOP SERVING BREAKFAST AT MCDONALDS!
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Processed BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dude yesterday i found glass in my cheeses burger at mcdonalds.
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