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when someone comes into work on a monday and they're really pissed off.
"say lawrence when you go into work on a monday and your not feeling too good does anyone ever say to you sounds like a case of the monday's?""no, no man, shit no, i reckon you'd get your ass kicked saying something like that.
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Scared at life after your weekend started on Thursday and it continued to Sunday Night. Move aside Sunday Scaries there is a new sheriff in town.
Sorry I cannot hang out this Monday as I am going straight home after work and watching True Blood. I have a serious case of the Monday Scaries and am afraid to be outside.
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Cyber Monday is the Monday after Black Friday, when online retailers will be looking for their biggest sales from those who checked out products over the thanksgiving weekend, and will now be ordering them Monday at work.
Forget those long black Friday lines, I'm going to order on Cyber Monday!
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What graffiti kids celebrate at Colonel Summers Park.
Person 1: You going to Monday Funday?
Person 2: Hell yeeeaaah
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Decoy word used to indicate ure wanking off.
Sunday Monday on a tuesday is fun.
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when you skip work on monday and get drunk all day.
ive had so much fun with the partying and drinking this weekend that i think im just going to bridge it all together and have a mexican monday
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A tall, lanky, rather dark Black person (hence the term, Monday) who partakes in a 26.2 mile long running competition. They are typically, but not always, imported from Ethiopia and Kenya.
White Guy 1: "Hey, Murphy, who's that Black guy? Is he on the Celtics?"
White Guy 2: "Nah McDonough, today's the Boston Marathon; it's one of those Marathon Mondays."
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