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mop riblem

When you spread a loose womans roast beef flaps around the back of your head to wear only your nose is exposed, to resemble that of a clam. Meanwhile the woman of loosely screams mother of pearl in the voice of Mr. Krabs.

Bro I'm Mop Riblem with your mom so hard right now...

by Captain Claymidia September 23, 2021


Sloppy mop

A really bad kisser, who gets spit all around your mouth after necking

My ex, was a really bad kisser, like a sloppy mop

by Illgiveyemaaskined June 14, 2016


mop suckers

The best meme group chat ever created

Damn I wish I was in mop suckers

by JFER23 July 17, 2020


GIVE MOP

To engage in oral sex; to give head

She is always offerin to give mop

by Celeste D. May 8, 2008

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Greasy mop

Somebody's entire afro's nastiness. Defined as a person's slimey, filthy, and lubricious hair.

Person: Hey look at that guys greasy mop!
Person 2: Yeah man, does he even wash his hair?

by Golfwang January 17, 2014


Z-Mop

A cross between a mullet and a bowl cut.

Dude, did you see Stan's new haircut?
Yeah, it's a total Z-Mop

by skeebz October 16, 2010

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Golden Mop

When a man urinates on the floor, and then proceeds to wheelbarrow fuck a girl, while mopping up said urine with her hair.

Guy 1: Dude, Eric was so drunk he pissed all over the floor again.

Guy 2: Don't worry man, I'll golden mop that piss up later with this whore I've been bangin'.

by hepeedonthefloor November 9, 2010

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