When you spread a loose womans roast beef flaps around the back of your head to wear only your nose is exposed, to resemble that of a clam. Meanwhile the woman of loosely screams mother of pearl in the voice of Mr. Krabs.
Bro I'm Mop Riblem with your mom so hard right now...
A really bad kisser, who gets spit all around your mouth after necking
My ex, was a really bad kisser, like a sloppy mop
The best meme group chat ever created
Damn I wish I was in mop suckers
To engage in oral sex; to give head
She is always offerin to give mop
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Somebody's entire afro's nastiness. Defined as a person's slimey, filthy, and lubricious hair.
Person: Hey look at that guys greasy mop!
Person 2: Yeah man, does he even wash his hair?
A cross between a mullet and a bowl cut.
Dude, did you see Stan's new haircut?
Yeah, it's a total Z-Mop
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When a man urinates on the floor, and then proceeds to wheelbarrow fuck a girl, while mopping up said urine with her hair.
Guy 1: Dude, Eric was so drunk he pissed all over the floor again.
Guy 2: Don't worry man, I'll golden mop that piss up later with this whore I've been bangin'.
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