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The moment you realize that you have lost your wallet/phone/passport.
me: Shit! I don't have my phone with me anymore!
you: In which of the four clubs we have been to have you seen your phone the last time?
me: Fuck, I don't know, I'm having a negative orgasm right now.
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The school of thought that states that suffering must be eradicated at all costs. The ultimate aim therefore of negative utilitarianism is to destroy all life. This aim is often termed global suicide.
Many philosophers reject negative utilitarianism as being a terrible moral system because it asks for the destruction of life, which is normally considered very painful to all involved.
However, achieving NU'ism goal will have no adverse effects because there will be no one around to observe them and decided that they are bad effects.
I believe in the values of negative utilitarianism. If you want to know why I haven't killed myself yet; ask a chain smoker why he hasn't stopped smoking even though it is ruining him and he wants to quit.
Addiction is hard to break...
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is when someone says or does something not okay pertaining to the way of someones personal affiliations and beliefs and therefore that person results in negative kudos by set person. Therefore the person with negative kudos has to subject to the kudo obtainee to whatever punishment they may give.
If Bob gave you negative kudos for saying something unintelligiable then you would have to do what he says. Say for instance if he gave you negative kudos then he could say that you have to sing karoke or arm wrestle him. Then you would have to do set action requested.
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Someone who is constantly a downer and has a negative influence on others.
Tae Yoo is a negative nancy with his PMS'ing tendacies. He sometimes needs to be alone during his 'special woman' times. This happens at least once a month.
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To give so little of a "fuck" that you are actually giving a negative fuck. A lot like giving no fuck at all.
I didnt give a fuck about going out with her so much that I actually gave a negative fuck!
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The term "girl neg" (verb form: girl negging) is closely related to Neil Strauss's term "neg" but is usually wielded by the feminine gender against members of that same gender. The girl neg takes the form of a back-handed complimented designed to allow one to both bond with the receiver of the girl neg as well as to slowly undermine both their self-confidence and self-worth. When used to best effect, the girl neg sounds positive but leaves lasting scars on the psyche, oftentimes with the recipient of the girl neg remaining unaware of ever having been negged.
Examples of an effective girl neg:
1 Oh my god, that skirt looks so great on you! It was way too big on me, but it fits you perfectly!
(Translation: You are much fatter than me bitch.)
2 Girl 1: Two guys asked for my number last night!
Girl 2: That is so unbelievable! You are just so lucky!
(Translation: They must have been blind. I seriously don't believe you. You're lucky it was pitcher night.)
3 I'm so jealous that you're totally in touch with your sexuality. I really wish I could have your confidence.
(Translation: You are a complete whore. Thank god I have standards)
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On thestudentroom.co.uk and other forums there are reputation systems in which users give points to other users for good or bad posts. Neg rep is when a person receives negative reputation, in contrast to positive reputation.
The people most likely to get 'negged' are trolls, general idiots, and people with opinions that others do not agree with, though some people will neg others just for the hell of it.
Negative reputation deducts points from the recipient's total reputation points shown by little green or red gems. How much rep you have decides how much rep power you have, which denotes how many points will be deducted from the recipient's power when you neg rep them. The more rep, the more power.
Some people believe that these gems represent how big their e-peni is, this however is not true -post count does.
New TSR user: Someone gave me neg rep :'(
TSR user: Shut the fuck up you whiney little bitch. I have so much positive rep! My E-Penis is HUGE!
New TSR user: *negs*
TSR user: HAH your neg is worth nothing.
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