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hit two peacocks with one ruby

a variation of "hit two birds with one stone"

Everyone know what "hit two birds with one stone" means

by Blondie July 16, 2004

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let me see your peacock cock

Let me see your twig and berries.

Let me see your peacock cock John. I would like to see it.

by Tree Lumber Cucumber June 26, 2017


Peacock Anus

A garbage bin for shitty jokes

impeachTrump: *Makes shitty statement*
User: I respect your opinion as a fellow human, but I would love to suggest that you shove your shitty opinion down a peacock anus

by Nyaakuza June 28, 2019


Peacocked

When you get an unsolicited dick pick. Just look at this peacock fluff his feathers to get a mate.

A fuckboy will fluff his penis and take a picture to send to his "future mate". 9×outta 10 if you do this your seen as a creep. Ask first before you expose yourselves guys. You can't stop from being peacocked unless the peacock stops in you boys... 😂

Ew, that gross guy on facebook peacocked me.

by GoodEveningEevee December 16, 2021


bobbing peacock

To urinate or ejaculate so forcefully your penis flails uncontrollably.

Last night with Sasha she tugged me off so hard I started bobbing peacock all over her.

by DeVamke November 11, 2015


purple peacock

A middle aged man who screams about things on he finds funny. Can be found only in America

Oh look a purple peacock lets shoot it

by fat chink December 18, 2019


peacock hunting

Spoting colorfully dressed cracked out females along the strip.

Bob resorted to peacock hunting, when he left the massage parlor without a happy ending.

by Mr. Poon September 30, 2021