a variation of "hit two birds with one stone"
Everyone know what "hit two birds with one stone" means
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Let me see your twig and berries.
Let me see your peacock cock John. I would like to see it.
A garbage bin for shitty jokes
impeachTrump: *Makes shitty statement*
User: I respect your opinion as a fellow human, but I would love to suggest that you shove your shitty opinion down a peacock anus
When you get an unsolicited dick pick. Just look at this peacock fluff his feathers to get a mate.
A fuckboy will fluff his penis and take a picture to send to his "future mate". 9×outta 10 if you do this your seen as a creep. Ask first before you expose yourselves guys. You can't stop from being peacocked unless the peacock stops in you boys... 😂
Ew, that gross guy on facebook peacocked me.
To urinate or ejaculate so forcefully your penis flails uncontrollably.
Last night with Sasha she tugged me off so hard I started bobbing peacock all over her.
A middle aged man who screams about things on he finds funny. Can be found only in America
Oh look a purple peacock lets shoot it
Spoting colorfully dressed cracked out females along the strip.
Bob resorted to peacock hunting, when he left the massage parlor without a happy ending.