pi-gu

Variation of Mandarin Chinese, roughly translating as "rectum", "bunghole" or "asshole" (but not a person who's an asshole.)

"You think you're better than other people!"
"Only the ones I'm better than. And now I'm thinkin' that's the very thing you're placing value on today."
"I place value on the fact that the stick up your pi-gu is about as big as the one Harrow's got."

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pi day

a day celebrated by math geeks across the world on march 14th

Nerd #1: Hey, did you know that the first 50 digits of pi are 3.141 592 6535 8979 323 84 6264 3383 2795 0288 4197 169 3993 751?

Nerd #2: Shut up, I know the first 1,000. Try it next pi day.

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Alabama pi

The number 3.

Using the number 3 instead of the real value for pi because you are no better at math than the average redneck.

A hoax news article posted on the Internet saying that Alabama was changing the value of pi to 3. Many people believed that Alabama would actually do this.

I just did some real quick calculations in my head using Alabama pi.

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Sigma Pi

A house of learn-ed doctors since 1933.

Also known for their no-bullshit, traditional ways.

Female1: "Did you hear? There's a Sigma Pi coming to this campus!"
Female2: "Oh yes, I did hear! I cannot wait for them to come all this way to give me their seed!"

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drunken pis

when a drunk guy goes to take a pis, he pulls out his tool and sees two, so he puts one of em away and pisses himself

dude what happened to that guys pants...
drunken pis... don't ask

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Pi Persecution

When the number π is being spied 24/7/365 online and trolled by envious or jealous numerical constants, who couldn’t stand her global appeal or fame, as thousands of mathematicians and math educators worldwide maniacally devote an obscene number of hours every year trying to discover hidden properties about her.

Constants like e and 𝛷, conspiring with √2 and i, have been repeatedly accused of pi persecution, because they’ve allegedly or unprovenly ganged up to serially and spitefully downvote any old and new Urban Dictionary entries on π every day.

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meat pied

after your throat gets slit and you are dumped into the basement into Mrs. Lovett's bakery, she shoves you into the oven and prepares you into a meat pie.

Sweeney Todd's victims are always meat pied. Well, almost always.

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