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A person that sits usually on their porch by themselves or with other people doing basically nothing yet looking and watching others. They can be black or white.
Hey look at that dumb ass porch monkey just sitting there staring at us -- he looks like he is up to no good.
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It means a Person, black, white, brown, or Yellow who are lazy and have nothing better to do but sit on there porch all day. All tho A long time ago I do think it started as racial term that made no since. Back then everyone use sitting on there porch as a good pastime rich or poor.
Just Like trailer park trash can be referring to anyone so can Porch monkey.
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a kind of attack monkey that you teach to sit on your porch and throw its poop at people you don't like. not to be confused with nigga that sits on a porch.
Guy: "check out this porch monkey i bought at petco"
Girl: "what does it do?"
Guy: "throws poop at people"
girl: "awesome"
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The act of showing up and screaming at your soon to be cowardly ex-boyfriend's house after learning he was cheating on you via photos from shared friends on Facebook.
April went to Tony's house knocked on the door upon learning he was a dirty dog cheater via Facebook. Tony didn't answer the door, yet she saw him moving around in the house. Because he's a lying, cheating, coward, April began Porch-Screaming his relationship atrocities until he came out of the house.
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fat bitch with no social life that suns on front porch all day like a beached whale. note this bread of women do tend to congregate then the group term becomes pod as in pod of whales.
look at that porch hog across the street.
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A porch beer is when you are home and don't feel like going out so you sit on your porch with a friend and have a beer. All of a sudden more people show up!
You never know when a few Porch Beers with your friend could lead to an all out party right there on your front porch.
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An overly aggressive jerk seeking to "mark his/her territory" by stalking you while remaining seated on his/her own front porch. Someone who shouts after you while seeming to enjoy the relative comfort and safety of their own front porch.
Rick's not after that guys wife, that guy was just being a Porch Dick.
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