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The sexual act of stuffing an extra large pepperoni pizza into the anal canal and having ones lover or partner eat it out of his or her behind.
Yeah, she wanted me to give her a Rusty Engine but i wasn't that hungry
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A sneeze so powerful that it causes one to shit thy pants. Similar to a snart, yet messier. Can be used in both noun and a verb form.
Gee whiz! After last night a snart would have been understandable, but that rusty sneeze completely caught me off guard. Let me get a towel.
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A rusty tool is a person of the tool variety that has obviously been a tool for a very long time. This is different than a tool that is very new to the tool genre of faggotry. A rusty tool has been a total douchebag for years, and is on the fast track to nowhere. Well, nowhere except for even more tool-like qualities. They don't age gracefully, kids. Don't try to be a tool for fun, not even for halloween.
Guy #1: Dude that guy is such a faggotron.
Guy#2: Nah, dude, he's a tool, he's wearing Ed Hardy.
Guy #1: Psh, dude, he's a fucking rusty tool. Look how much hair gel build-up he's got going on. Only a tool of great age could have that much funk.
Also, a good example of a rusty tool is any guy off of the popular MTV show, Jersey Shore.
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The action of slamming your cock against one's forehead after having smeared their poop on it via ass-fucking.
John: "Dude how was it last night?"
Me: "Awesome, man! You should have seen her face after I gave her a rusty warhammer."
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The red haired guy who was used in the marketing and advertising of arrows, a popular computer company in Australia. He was dressed as the typical nerd - greasy, glasses, red hair and bad taste of clothing. Using Gates as his last name is ofcourse, as far as i can see, a way of associating this person with Bill Gates.
Mark: Dude, dude! That guy over there looks like rusty gates.
Josh: Rusty, Rusty! I love you!
Mark: Hahahah i heard you and him had a casual relationship.
Josh: Lets just say he knows how to keep a customer happy.
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During sex, the man whips his penis so hard at the face of the girl, that she gets a bloody nose. Then while she is bleeding, he continues to have sex, spreading the blood all over his and her body, creating a light rust color when the blood dries.
William: “Damn, last night I was going so hard with your mom that I gave her a Rusty Garret”
Andrew: “Wow you guys must have been really into it. I honestly can’t even be mad that it was my mom”
When the male places his member between his legs and utilizes any remaining length to fuck ass-to-ass.
I used the rusty jojo on my bitch last night.