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n., seagulls or robot seagulls that hang around on piers/pilings or where airplanes board looking for "suspicious activity". Work for the government. Fascists.
"Is that a real seagull on that railing?"
"Or is it a homeland security seagull?"
"Welcome to the police state."
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(US GOVERNMENT) Agency in the Department of Homeland Security (DHS). Mostly a new entity, which is perhaps the single most conspicuous domestic policy failure of the US government since 2000.
The TSA's job is to inspect baggage carried on flights at 450 international airports in the USA. Implementing this mandate simply consisted of "federalizing" thousands of private-sector employees who had been woefully under-qualified. Initially, the DHS had been formed explicitly to break law enforcement unions (which contribute to fighting corruption in law enforcement, as well as protecting law enforcement officers' rights as employees). In the case of the TSA, this had disastrous consequences for the quality of air travel.
The Transportation Security Administration has one mission, namely, to check passengers and luggage at 450 international airports across the USA. It does not inspect freight or border entries; that is done by Customs and Border Protection. For this function, it employs 45,000 screeners under lousy conditions with awful pay. And it spends more doing this one thing than Sweden spends on its entire military.
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1. The personification of absolute divine* retribution.
*Superhuman; godlike.
2. The willing dispatchers of spilt beer can goblins, and those that have a bouncy walk.
3. Regulators,regulated.
4. Ones willing to grab nappy, smelly dreadlocks, to gain control of a thief, in order to regulate the theft of merchandise.
latin: absolutus talio-onis
1. Did you see that store security agent tackle that can goblin?
2. That store security agent just punched out that bouncy walking meth fiend.
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FNaF Security Breach is a game made by Scott Cawthon the creator of the previous FNaF games. It also has a bunch of sexy characters like Montgomery Gator
Hey dude you wanna fuck Montgomery Gator from FNaF Security Breach?
Hell yeah!
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When you're surfing on inappropriate sites on the web, and automatically you turn on Security- Quick Exit. In any case somebody comes into the room you quickly shut the web page, avoiding sight.
(Mom comes into the room, and Billy watching porn)
(quickly exits the website)
- Dinner's almost ready Billy!
- Uhmm.. Ah, uhm, ok mom I'll be right there!
*Thinking (Phewww.. Thanks Gosh I was on Security- Quick Exit mode!)
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yo my mom got me Norton family security
dude are u gay?
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(US GOVERNMENT) Cabinet level position created by the Bush Administration in 2003. One of the most costly and poorly executed reorganizations in US history, it essentially blew hundreds of billions of dollars on unrelated and pointless government projects intended to reward members of congress who sided with the president.
The DHS budget's largest line items are:
*the Customs and Border Protection (CBP)-20%;
*the Federal Emergency Management Administration (FEMA)-19%;
*the Coast Guard (USCG; formerly part of the Department of Transportation {DOT})-18%;
*the Transportation Security Administration (TSA)-12%;
*Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE)-10%;
*Citizenship and Immigration Services (CIS)-5%.
(Percentages are of the FY 2011 DHS Budget--$57 billion
The Department of Homeland Security was created to bring most federally-controlled law enforcement bodies into one single, union-free, whistle-blower-free, department. Riders to the Homeland Security Act cost taxpayers billions in useless programs.
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