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a euphemism for "shit hits the fan"
Get your work done early in case of a splatter of matter on the wall.
Bro, my dog got out and now I'm not gonna finish this on time.
Dude, rule #1 always prepare for a splatter of matter on the wall! Why you do me like that yo!!
The splatter that erupts from a can of whipped cream
when the final ounces are sprayed out.
Troy didn't know the can of whipped cream was almost empty.
He was disappointed when only whip-splatter sprayed accross his
plate of waffles.
Splatter film, is slang for porn or a porno film
“Ayyy bro, last night was hella akward, my parents caught me watching splatter film”
A deal so good that it makes a mess in your trousers.
If he wants a normal sale source on..not quite the semen splattering deals we've got on the go elsewhere 😉
This is a phrase commonly used by UK MC's that means going on an instumental and killing it.
Dennis: Oi! You heard that new Scorcher tune?
Hakeem: Yh, he went splish splash splatter on it!
When a woman’s face is ejaculated on by a man, or men, the woman’s face becomes the “Splatter Board."
I was watching this awesome porn, where three guys turned this chick into a splatter board.
"What happened to thse young dudes? Oh, it was andrew langford driving. He chose mind over splatter."
Mind over Splatter happened when Andrew Langford decided to dab with his band MOW at 120 miles per hour.