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The act of grabbing your girl's breasts with both hands while vigorously shaking your head left to right repeatedly and rapidly during a muff dive. In the process, you look like Superman flying with both arms stretched out, but at the same time the vigorous head shake make you look like you're in denial.
Yo, my boy was playing Superman in Denial last night.
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When someone is so good at leaving with no one noticing, you start to think they are actually superman.
What happened to Jason? He always does this, there must be an earthquake in China or something. That kid's got superman syndrome.
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The Superman Position is where the girl is laying on her back, legs pulled up to chest, and you do her while pretending like your superman. It puts a lot of stress on her back, but its fun!
I'm doing the superman position. I fly up high on top of her thighs!
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The act of donning your glasses to seem and feel more competent, authoritative and intellectual.
James: The meeting with the stakeholders is in the Fern room, in 2mins!
Craig: *Grabs glasses, straightens hipster quiff, picks up macbook*
James: Pulling the Reverse Superman 'gain, are we?
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When your lover is asleep, you cum on the back of their neck and then press the bed sheet there. Let dry for 20 minutes. Wake them up and see their cape fly.
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when you gving it from the back, and youre about to bust a nut, pull it out, squirt it alllllll over her back. then roll that hoe over stickin her to the sheets.
watch me crank and watch me roll, watch me crank that soulja boi then SUPERMAN THE HOEEEEE.
supersoak that hoe.
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It's disrespectful.
John skeets on his girl's back, lets it dry. The sheets stick to her back and then he laughs at her when she stands up. Now she's stuck trying to peel off dried up jizz from her back.
If any of you actually do this, I hope she rips he sheets off and wipes your face in it.
Superman that hoe.
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