To take a shit in a swamp, on occasion resulting in the formation of a swamp monster.
The other day I was nordsploring in a fucking swamp, I felt a load in my ass. The pressure was building, I couldn't hold it in. So I took a swamp squat and I let that shit pass.
A shit stain from swamp ass.
When you are are suffering from severe swamp ass and engage in an impromptu sex session before your can shower. During sex, you leave a greasy, sweaty shit stain from your nasty, rank ass on the bed sheets, couch, chair, floor or other surface.
Swamp Muck is the dirty cousin of the infamous skid mark.
Rachel just put on fresh white bed sheets. She jumped my ass right after work and I left a little swamp muck in the bed from my swamp ass.
Swamp Dogging is the act of defecating on another’s chest in public and/or alongside any road or major freeway.
Hey Joe the other day I was driving down the road and I saw this other guy swamp dogging our buddy, whoa what a mess!
Another example would be when the sheriffs department showed up at my house because somebody caught me swamp dodging my buddy on our trip through Indiana.
When somebody is taking a shower in the bathroom, you go in and take a shit. The steam from the shower creates the fog and the shit's odor is much like the smell of a swamp, creating a "foggy swamp" effect
Hey who gave me the foggy swamp when I was in the shower?
An extreme case of when your gooch smells so bad that you can see a bit of green around the crotch region
"Oh man, i have not showered in days, at this point i have swamp taint"
When your ass is sweating to the degree it feels like your sitting in a swamp. Usually the inside of your butt cheeks are wet and or slimy
You may experience swamp ass after sitting down for an extensive period of time
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Rock n' roll band founded by musicians from Freehold, New Jersey. Songs include Flat Footed Rock N' Roller, Stork, Swamp Blues, Canoeing, Reenactor, Makin' Naked Love Blues, Evelyn, The Dirty Water Serpents.
Turkey Swamp is synonymous with Trash rock, dirt rock, mud rock, skronk rock, rock. Minimalistic, blues-oriented, fall-apart rock. Crazy Horse, The Attractions, Led Zeppelin, Grateful Dead.
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