Three In The Air

Read between the lines, a less obvious way of flipping someone the bird.

"Three in the air if you just don't care!"

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Three Forks

The biggest little party town in Montana. Has about 2,000 residents, so if you have no idea what you're doing, someone else does. Also has about zero hot guys.
Only things to do is get high and have sex. If you can't do either you eat cheesey bread. Has anyone noticed the increasing price of cheesey bread by the way?

"Hey did you see that hot guy? Is he new?"
"No way you think we'd have on of those in Three Forks?"
"You're right, let's go get high"

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three way

While driving in a car, the act of coming to a three way stop sign. In order for it to be considered a true three way, you must arrive at the exact same instant as two other people.

Person 1: I had a three way with Debbie and one of her girlfriends yesterday.
Person 2: Is that so?
Person 1: Oh yeah, true story
Person 2: How was it?
Person 1: Boy, let me tell you, that Debbie sure can stop!
Person 2: You mean go...right?

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The Three Gays

The three gay guys who love to have hot sexual intercourse with each other, even though two of them are brothers that enjoy the idea of having incest with one another, with another partner.

D3vils_pker1: Oh nick, do you want to come to my house tonight?
Tinypl0x3r: mmm yeah can I bring nath he wants sum action 2!
D3vils_pker1: Mm yeah I want both my warm moist mouth full of uncut cock and my tight ass pounded at the same time.
D3vils_pker2: Omg! that makes me so hard I love this we should be called the three gays!!

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three-in-a-bed

A threesome as a one-off (so to speak). A three-in-a-bed is a sexual encounter between three people, usually (at least for two of those involved) for the first and last time.

A phrase beloved of the British tabloid press is "three-in-a-bed romp", which stresses bother the impermanence and the (just-for-)fun nature of the experience, thus engaging the sexual interest and desire, the envy and thus the moralising indignation of the newspaper's readers all at once!

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The Three B's

1. Babes
2. Beer
3. Beach
4. Bongwater
5. Bacteria
6. Nicorette Gum

The Three B's refer to the three things we all need in life. Just ridin the wave of life, and lettin the surf suck me off. I chew Nicorette Gum whatever.

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Three Amigos

A 1980s comedy starring Chevy Chase, Steve Martin and Martin Short but now more commonly recognized in popular culture as the Ukrainian debacle starring White House picks Kurt Volker, Rick Perry and Gordon Sondland.

It’s time for the Three Amigos to sing their way out of this mess!

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