When a man wearing a kilt without any undergarments walks over a woman exposing himself to her.
My girlfriend was laying on the beach getting some sun until I gave her a Scottish Umbrella for shade.
immediate shelter in a disaster but if hung on a coat rack it will not pop up
i need an umbrella rack so when this thing pops up its not stuck under my coat
The activity in which you are carrying an umbrella and walking with or towards others who have umbrellas and you attempt to pass each other without your umbrellas hitting each other by moving the umbrellas so that there is room between them all.
"We were playing umbrella tetris all the way to work with those guys."
a japanese song...idk what to say just check it out idk
Damm lost umbrella has its own phonk ver
Stretching your nutsack over someone’s face under water, or near a pool or body of water.
Mike just passed out on the boat and I umbrella fished the shit out of him.
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When the wind is blowing too hard and your umbrella flips backwards
Well, there goes your backwards umbrella
When a male has anal sex with a female right after she poops and sticks it her mouth for her to clean
Amy was such a freak the let me giver a nutella umbrella