The 3 dollar-per-quart version of the essence of life. This is justified by running tap water through a filter and slapping "liquid hydration formula" on the label of the bottles.
This isn't just bottled water. It's a *liquid hydration formula*!
The water you drink in the middle of the night when you wake up extremely thirsty.
This shake almost tastes as good as night water.
A jocular term for Firefighters. Often used by police officers who are under the impression that firefighters spend their down time sleeping and playing ping pong
"That cat appears to be stuck up a tree i'll go call the water fairies"
The source of all your problems
Person 1: My girlfriend broke up with me
Person 1 but down a line: DAMN YOU WATER SHEEP
Canned alcoholic "hard seltzers"
Hey Bro, do me a favor and pick up a 12-pack of party water on your way over. My lady likes that Black Cherry White Claw
........... why.
dog water is a gaming way of saying 'trash' i guess.
my brother keeps saying it to my face.
he thinks we're in a video game.
he plays too much Fortnite.
The action of urinating after sex when you are still bunged up with semen and your wee goes all over the seat and floor.
Girl: Why is the bathroom floor all wet?
Boy: The watering can is bust