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Bless

The mucus coming out of your nose.

p1: A---a----CHOO!!!
p2- Ah, bless you.
p1: thanks.
p2: um... you have bless running down your nose.
p1: oh... um... I'll get a um...
p2: Tissue
p1: tissue, yeah... bye.

by SuperHeroLiza September 5, 2008

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Bless Off

A back-handed blessing for an annoying sneezer.

Jack, disgustingly: "Atchoo!"

Bob, disgusted: "Bless off, Jack!"

by bevgal October 28, 2011

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Bless Me

"Bless Me" is used jokingly, or not, when asking for sexual favors from a young woman who attends a catholic or parochial school. This is referring to the hookup as a blessing to the guy.

John: Hey katie, want to come over and watch a movie?
Katie: A movie sounds good, but, seriously, you need to stop trying to get into my pants.
John: Oh, it's not your pants, but that cute little uniform I'm interested in. Bless me baby!
Katie: John, you're a pig.

by ThePseudonym22 July 26, 2009

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Bless Putin

The Russian or Communist equivalent of “Bless Trump” or “Bless Kim” in the aftermath of Russia’s invasion of Ukraine. When an oft-unforgiving world is divinely commanded to bless or love their political enemy rather than curse or hate them—an almost impossible human thing to do sans the love of Christ and the obedience not to harbor ill will vis-à-vis those who have wronged, harmed, or killed others.

Guesstimate how many people today outside Russia and Crimea would obediently bless Putin rather than curse him— and his gang of murderers and mercenaries—in spite of their evil acts.

by Covido March 26, 2022

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bless wagwan

‘bless wagwan’ is ‘bless’ and ‘wagwan’ merged. But don’t get fooled even though they are merged they form a new definition, which has lost a lot of meaning through out time. But it generally translates to one of three things:

1) Haven’t talked in time how are you doing?
2) Shut the fuck up.
3) Used instead of ‘ummmmm

It is generally used by big hairy men, wearing a man bag, lighting up a spliff.

Dealer: ‘bless wagwan, what do you want?’
Buyer: ‘three loud and a bit of white’
Dealer: ‘ight snm we copped a new shipment of loud’
Buyer: ‘bless wagwan give me it already’
Dealer: ‘sorry, don’t get loud with me ill shank you. This white ain’t high quality’
Buyer: ‘bless wagwan … leave it out den’

by Big Man Neek You Get Me January 8, 2022

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bless me

To show some one Nudes

Ayy jenna u should bless me tonight

by http.yvnge November 12, 2014

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bless up

Something you immediately say after you mess up.

It was first used in 2001 on BET's Freestyle Friday by rapper Sean Nicolas in his battle against MC Jin (formerly Jin tha MC) after he messed up his lyrics.

Despite the Bless Up, Jin was able to win the battle and secure his place in the Freestyle Friday Hall of Fame.

"Ay yo, I don't mess up, Sean Nicolas Bless Up!

by MakeAmericaThinkHarder October 4, 2019

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