chair clap

A maneuver oftenly performed by twitch.tv streamer JASONR, in which a folding chair is picked up and repeatedly opened and closed, making what sounds like a clapping noise. This usually only happens when he receives a large donation or does something godlike in whatever game he’s playing.

JASONR: “50 DOLLAR FUCKIN TOP D?!”
JASONR: “JR FUCKIN CHAIR CLAPS IN THE CHAT BOYS.”
*begins chair clapping*

Musical Chairs

When there are an equal amount of males and females and the females sit on the males faces. When the music turns on, the females get up and allow one male to leave the circle. Abruptly, when the music turns back off, the females scramble to sit on the remaining of the males faces leaving one female still standing.

As Ben left the musical chairs circle, April was too slow and was throne-less for her queening.

Reference: "Queening"

The Stupid Chair

Any chair (usually of varying quality) that resides outside a ladies dressing room. Typically populated with disgruntled boyfriends/husbands with angry or resigned expressions, surrounded by shopping bags.

"Did you see that guy in the stupid chair? I heard he fell for the 'I'll just be a minute,' gambit."

"Yeah, whatever. I'm gonna hang out in the stupid chair until you're done."

Teto Chair

A type of sentient chair that has power to control any living being minds

can also be used to tell someone's power

man, that's strong as teto chair

chair taster

someone with an extremely good taste in chairs. namely someone with an attractive face and someone that loves comfortability, style, being cool, and is extremely smart also. a bed taster on the other hand....

boy: mannn that chick is such hot stuff. her cool chair turns me on, shes such a good chair taster
hot chick 99: yeahh guys. my chair is nicee and round. ;)

wheel chair

Racecar for the walking-impaired

Hey, NICE WHEELS, Buddy. That's a real hot wheel chair you've got. Zoom, Zoom.

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Chair Crusher

A overweight person who is so extremely fat, if they sit on a normal human chair it will be crushed by their massive girth.

dude 1 : Did you see that fat chick at the bar?

dude 2 : Yeah, she was a real chair crusher

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