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squidward check

One person yells "ayo squidward check!"
Then everyone else gives their breathiest, most upsetting, male moan as loud as they can into the microphone.

AYO SQUIDWARD CHECK!
EVERYONE ELSE: UHEUEHHA

by naftin December 29, 2021


checking the baggage

"Checking the baggage" refers to the act of arranging or rearranging the contents of one's trousers (i.e. penis and testicles) in order to ensure's one's own comfort while sitting, standing, playing the piano, etc.

Hamish missed his stop while riding the bus as he was busy checking the baggage and didn't hear the driver call out "Gropecunt Lane!"

by Hieronymus March 30, 2008


Brass check

To confirm that a semi-automatic pistol has a bullet in its chamber, and is ready to be fired.

The user pulls the slide back slightly, looks through the ejection port, and sees the brass of the cartridge.

If the brass can be seen, the gun is ready to be fired.
If the brass is not seen, a bullet needs to be chambered in order to fire.

In the movie Collateral, Tom Cruise performs a brass check before assassinating his second target.

by Dontmindme August 17, 2010

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reality check

A word or phrase used to bring a person back into the life of those around them, sometimes used to smash hopes and dreams.

Sean: Everyone is mean to me. I am perfect. I don't understand why people say bad things about me.
Jeremy: Sean, look at what you say to people. Nobody likes you for a reason!

by Jeremy October 23, 2003

607๐Ÿ‘ 107๐Ÿ‘Ž


stat check

It means that in a fight even if you play it perfectly but have a lower number the higher number will win and not the higher skill, doesn't matter if you play well, dodge every ability, you will lose if you have the lower number.

Jax: *kills Vayne even if she played it perfectly*

Vayne: "lol i lost a stat check"

Jax: "ez noob"

by FabioSxO May 2, 2019

52๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


SPOT CHECK

When you run to the bathroom to see if you have started your period

Wilma was so nervous she might be pregnant after her one night stand that she was running to the bathroom every 10 minutes for a spot check.

by ltruck February 3, 2010

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Death Check

A type of check in lacrosse in which you check the stick out of the hand in a downward motion, as if slamming the stick to the ground. Also used at frat parties in order to check beer out of peoples' hands because they do not have their beer in the "box".

"Death check! Keep your beer in the box, narps!"

by AverageLaxer April 18, 2010

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