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A beverage made for the toppest of producers. You can see whose earned one from a mile away.
Jim: I just had a monster day at work I think I’m in the need for a proper cocktail!
Larry: I second that!
The act of placing a Skip on the tip of your bellend and cumming so it fizzles away.
Rob had a erection and a packet of Skips, no better timing for a Prawn Cocktail.
The act of mixing a chlorine based cleaning product, such as bleach; and an ammonia-based liquid, such as store brand windex or distilled urine; which results in massive amounts of toxic gas. Often done by people being stupid with cleaning products, but also done as a malicious act. Named for Alice the maid in "The Brady Bunch". The term can refer to the concoction as a noun, or the act of making the concoction as a verb.
Karen beat her maid Katie, so Katie whipped up an alice cocktail and trapped Karen in the bathroom with it.
When a woman has sex and allows her partner to come inside her and than has sex with another person the next day allowing him to come inside her as well. Hence the mixing on sperms making semen cocktail .
Trish had sex with Luke and Mark a night apart , this created a semen cocktail inside her vagina.
A gangbang in which no man has a penis greater than 4 inches long.
My wife said she wants a shrimp cocktail for her birthday but my dick is too big, does that mean i have to watch?
A sexual act consisting of a man's semen being ejaculated onto a person with Poprocks on their skin's surface. This results in a tingling sensation for the receiver of the cocktail. Additionally, there is a celebratory "fireworks" sound that accompanies reaching orgasm.
Yo, last night me and my girl combined our love of candy and sexy time! We made a sweet sweet watermelon flavored Poprocks cocktail! Oh yeah!
This is when you roll the most ridiculous blunt:
1/3 Weed
1/3 The Herb
1/3 Salvia
This is the ulitmate high.
Eddie: Yo we smoked that green cocktail and i was so blown.
Frank: Ya dog, i was hallucinating and shit, that was crazy.