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crackhead suzy

when you get blue balls its the next best thing. you take a rubber glove, fill it with your favorite lube, wrap it in paper towels till it fits in a bread bad snug and. go to town.

yo dylan you get laid yet?

dylan: nah yo im stickin with the crackhead suzy

by Vec849 January 30, 2010

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crackhead o'clock

Used to describe an hour so late or so early as to be almost painful, usually between the hours of 2am to 5am. Also used to denote a time where looking at your watch will be of no value, because it's just that late or early.

Betty: Damn, what time is it?
Hortense: It's crackhead o'clock, that's what it is!

by Aeliane May 16, 2006

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Crackhead Camouflage

The ability of crackheads to quickly blend in and disappear into the background after the police drive by. Crackheads also use this ability after they gave you a blow job for $20 and stole your watch or other personal items. This ability may give immunity and allow crackheads to fit in among zombies if there were ever a zombie apocalypse.

I saw this nasty crackhead while I was driving down skid row. A cop drove by and that crackhead disappeared, she used her crackhead camouflage.

by Athena, GREATEST Cat in World June 8, 2019


Cryptic Crackheads

A bunch of weirdos doing weird shit.

Tf are the Cryptic Crackheads doing over there?

by hyperass September 19, 2021


reddit crackheads

a group dedicated to stanning the Commentary Crew

Henry: What's with the reddit crackheads?
Ani: I don't know
Henry: probably a stan groupchat

by Pussydestroyer1273 January 19, 2019


shady crackheads

two back stabbing shady people that will stop at nothing to get their next high.. even if it means candy coating their talks to benefit themselves.

two faced.. worthless humans

Them two shady crackheads are at it again with their fuckrey!

by QweneT to u bitch May 13, 2019


crackhead hours

maddox bane and gabby gonzalez on instagram live at 1:20 am talking about monster high birthday parties and rainbow loom easter baskets - all while maddox is doing debby ryan impressions and gabby only being able to whisper.

damn i stayed up until 1:20 last night watching maddox and gabby's instagram live; crackhead hours would be an understatement.

by lex.ennedy May 16, 2020