MKF disease

MKF diease comes in the form of a small, redheaded girl around 4"11. Side affects include being unbelievably annoying, singing at random times, and being allergic to the opposite sex. To avoid this *fatal* disease, place RoseMary above your door, and continuously play songs from the Broadway Classic, "Once Upon A Mattress"

Kasey: OH DEAR! I THINK YOU CAUGHT MKF disease!!"
Mary Kate: OH NO! NOW I'LL NEVER GET A BOYFRIEND!

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Speakers Disease

A disease in which the individual infected exhibits uncontrollable speaking that disrupts and bothers everyone around them.

Person 1 "You wanna go talk to Joel"
Person 2 "Nah he has a terrible case of speakers disease today"

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kienbock disease

A disease that leads to man-like features caused by the decaying of the bones in the wrist. This is most common among women between the ages of 40 and 122 that also have a unique fetish for midgets and dwarfs. The only known treatment is the process of ten months of daily soaking your bunions in midget bodily fluids.

Kienbock disease causes mock to go home early everyday in excitement for her midget treatment.

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Brandon's disease

This is a condition when a person becomes allergic to sleeves or shirts. The allergic reaction is to remove the offensive piece of clothing or to not wear this offensive clothing ever. With the advent of 24 hour fitness this disease is becoming more and more common. The term was named after a contestant in a Pomona area date auction gone horribly awry. Symptoms include but not limited to a serious addiction to Kit Kat bars and cranberry juice, owning an odd number of sleeves, and owning more wife beaters than actual “top” shirts such as t-shirts or button ups.

Brandon's disease can be found in Matthew Mcconaughey, Larry the Cable Guy, Nelly

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Luckett's Disease

The disease you have when you are ridiculously awesome.

That girl Sarah is ridiculously awesome, she must have Luckett's Disease.

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Mw2 disease

When people mostly little kids are overly stimulated from playing a game that is to mature for thier age. Warning signs include excessive violence or hostility to other players, large amounts of bragging and or giggling.

Wedbetter-Why is wienerbago always giggling?
Bedneezy- He must have mw2 disease.

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Social Disease

A disease that is prevalent among certain social groups due to a predisposition caused by adverse conditions

Head-Shrinker: in my opinion this child does not need his head shrunk at all, juvenile deliquency is purely a social disease.
Riff: Hey, I’ve got a social disease!

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