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Lady who can handle her blunt.
dude, you know beca? she is 'THE' zoot fairy. i mean look at her kill that shit.
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A can fairy is an older asian lady who collects beer cans in the wee morning. The can fairy can also show up in the middle of your backyard/patio party to forstall the other can/bottle fairies in order to win in what they call 'the game of life'.
ζζ³ζζηη½θ―·. ζζ³ζζηη½θ―·can fairyζζ³ζζηη½θ―·???
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A mean comment that always start with nice words but have a plost twist. Also have many emojis like "β€πΈπΏππ" ( I can't find the fairy emoji lmao) .
" You did itπππΏπΈ never do it againπππΉπ
" I'll give you a chairπΊπβπ¬π± but make it electricπ΅πβ¨ππ"
Fairy comments are soo funny
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A fairy that brings a new propane tank to your house when your old tank is empty.
"I can't wait until the Propane Fairy shows up with our new tank."
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A southern fairy is a term used by there counterparts, northern monkeys. The term originates from the inability of southern Englishmen being unable to consume amounts of alcohol over 2 units at any one period.
Other attributes have since been found in the behaviour of southern folk. Such as the inability to talk about their feelings with others and to make confrontation with people also polls also show that Southern fairies happen to be the rudest people living in the UK.
I'm sorry about my friend vomiting after two pints of lager, it's just because she is a southern fairy I'm afraid.
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fantasy books (mostly YA), containing humans and human-like fantastical creatures having lots of explicit sex scenes
i like classics but i also read some fairy porn and im not ashamed!!
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