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When you get a green liquid mess such as kiwi juice, pea soup, wheat grass shot, etc. on the front of your nice, clean, starched shirt.
Bob: "What the fuck is on the front of your shirt?!"
Sue: "It's alien jizz... after being anally probed, the Martian men decided to use my shirt as a cum rag, tastes delicious!"
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The process in which a person ejaculates on another person that is either asleep or unconscious. The ejaculation MUST successfully occur without awareness of the other individual.
"Man, Sarah drank a bunch of vodka and passed out last night and I totally ghost jizzed her."
The following morning...
"Oh man, my face is so sticky, I feel like a ghost jizzed on me!"
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When a woman has such a nice ass that you want to ejaculate on it.
"That girl's got a jizz ass! I hope I can get with her so I can bust a phat nut on that badunkadunk!"
Coworker 1: Damn, that new girl, Maya, has an amazing body!
Coworker 2: "Hell yeah! She has a jizz ass! Maybe she and I will hook up so I can skeet on that booty!
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A old shirt or rag used for ejaculating on during masturbating
Dude I just finished all over my Jizz Jersey
Someone who likes Jizz so much that they become obsessed with it, like a fiend. See how that works?
Hey, i saw karen the other day, she's such a jizz fiend now.
Those little pieces that come off of lottery scratchers and get everywhere.
"Don't scratch those in my car, you'll get scratcher jizz everywhere!"